r/BatmanArkham • u/Accurate-Gap-3360 • May 09 '24
Gotham… this is your only warning. Bring me pictures of -Man! Humor
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u/bl0bberb0y ...yeah im -man May 09 '24
Spiderman shattered dimensions mentioned raahhhhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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u/Pieman3001 Alsume Inmate May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
You think I’m stupid? That’s clearly Man disguised as -Man. Pack your things, get out of my building.
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u/AmaterasuWolf21 who the FUCK am i? May 09 '24
I was just trying-
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u/GreenNutzPlaya Miles, we are in a userflair now May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
How much do you want for this?
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u/GreenNutzPlaya Miles, we are in a userflair now May 09 '24
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u/Demolition89336 I'm proud of you, Dick May 10 '24
300? The ad said 3000.
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u/Shadow_Mars May 10 '24
It was 3000 for 3000 pixels you got only 2!
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u/Scardshow69 Man × Jonkler shiper🥰😍😘 May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24 edited May 10 '24
Ha ha! The power of the press! -Man has thrown in the towel!
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u/SturmTruppen1917 May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
Looks like we have this month’s headline! “-Man starts an OnlyFans!”
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u/SturmTruppen1917 May 09 '24
Why is -Man Only wanting to appeal to Fans? Is he aware of the poor marketing demographic he's setting himself up for? Or is he stupid?
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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! May 09 '24
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u/Abject-Back6710 May 09 '24
Why is there news on the daily bulge? Are they stupid?
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
The news isn’t stupid! That menace to the city is!
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u/N_Gaming2009 May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
-this comment got absolutely ko’d by Omni-Man-
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
You’ve figured out who I really am. Impressive. But now you have to die.
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u/LoomingsThrowaway May 09 '24
What’s Gotham? I only know Ham.
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u/PranavYedlapalli Am I stupid? May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
Who’s that random kid?! I asked for pictures of -Man!
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u/LaffyDaYeen May 09 '24
Why man have spider on his back? Is he arachnophobic?
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u/Loose-Medium4472 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling May 09 '24
LOOK OUT, -MAN! THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER ON YOUR BACK
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
Don’t warn him! Let that spider bite him! It’s not like he’ll get superpowers or anything!
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u/Pinorea May 09 '24
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u/mrdisapproval_if Exposed To Ace Chemicals May 09 '24
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- man's gyat pics are mine and you can't have them J man
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u/KubEk_przEz_duzE_E Benedryl is just name of tiktak flavor May 09 '24
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u/Mental-Blacksmith-30 May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
Why is -Man sitting all the way up there? He thinks he’s so above us doesn’t he!?
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u/Scared-Crow7774 May 09 '24
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u/IlovemyMommy27 Killer C#ck May 09 '24
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u/GrimLuker2 ITS DA FRICKEN MAN May 09 '24
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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
Ha! I see -Man has fallen on hard times and now uses a bike to get around town! Great job reporter!
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u/HalbixPorn Perseverer Of Madness May 09 '24
God damnit, every time I see this image, I immediately think of the one meme where Spider-Man rips ass and kills MJ
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
-Man killed someone? I must have the details of this story, citizen! He has to pay for this transgression!
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u/Rin111839 Sung Man Jinwoo May 09 '24
Wait so you want me to go allll the way to new York just to take some pictures of a guy in a suit named -man then come all the way back to gothem just to give you the pictures!? Nuh uh
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u/flaming_james May 09 '24
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u/BamBaLambJam May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Parker already covered the story with the CEO of sex! Get out there and get me an incriminating photo of that masked menace!
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u/dddensity3862 Miles, we are in a userflair now May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
…Wait, why did no one tell me -Man has a gun?
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u/dddensity3862 Miles, we are in a userflair now May 10 '24
It's bad for public image (outside of America)
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
You threatening me, Hairy Queef? I will not be silenced!
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Too late. I’ve spread outrageous rumors about you in today’s issue. See you in the tabloids.
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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24 edited May 10 '24
Excellent! This shows that -Man is in cahoots with Doc Cock! Once I print this, -Man will be bankrupt and he will have no way home!
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
What kinda person poses suggestively on train tracks? -Man has clearly lost his mind!
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u/Putrid_Swan_6130 May 10 '24
People’ll jerk off to anything man.
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u/The_names_Jay May 09 '24
The daily planet has you beat
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24
Not once I prove that -Man is a menace and have him strung up by his own webs!
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u/Savings-Gold8531 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling May 09 '24
May I ask your name good sir?
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u/Cybermat4707 May 09 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 09 '24
WHAT IS THIS?! I’M NOT PAYING YOU TO BE A NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER! GET BACK OUT THERE AND GET ME A PICTURE OF THAT MENACE!!!
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Much better! This picture will show the public the monster -Man truly is! It seems as though he’s some kind of…Spider-Man.
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u/Karosso May 10 '24
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Here you go. With Bird, Tain Vel, -Man and Fruit from left to right.
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
I don’t care how many high profile friends he has, he’s still a criminal in my eyes!
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May 10 '24
Well then you should know that he was working with the evil supervillain Fruit
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Finally! An actual incriminating photo! Well done! That promotion is all yours!
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u/Bloofnstorf May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
-Man has finally unmasked himself! Abandoned his sad little masquerade!
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u/tbbrprod_ Man who? May 10 '24
What the f-
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Not only is he a menace, he’s a potty mouth too?When will this blight on the city end?!
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u/David_the_Roommate May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Ha ha! I’ve done it. I’ve broken -Man!
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u/David_the_Roommate May 10 '24
I want $300.
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Miss Brant, give this man his money and throw in a bar of soap.
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u/ByrnToast8800 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Spider-Man? Did -Man start shooting webs out of his ass all of a sudden?
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u/Prestigious_Roll_162 Alsume Inmate May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
Why is -Man trying to sell balloons of himself? Trying to make a quick buck off of kids?
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u/AXEMANaustin May 10 '24
Can't even look at this the same anymore.
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
See what -Man has done? Now you can’t even look at things the same way anymore!
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u/_Reapak_ Nah... i'm Woman May 10 '24
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u/One_Search_360 Fighting for Sanity! May 10 '24
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u/First-Ad394 May 10 '24
You don't seem to understand, -Man is a menace
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u/THX450 May 10 '24
Hot damn, -Man is dropping a fat GYATT squat
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u/coolpeterm R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin May 10 '24
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
I see me telling the truth about his real intentions is taking a toll on him. Good!
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u/No-Willow-3573 May 10 '24
Why does Man have a spider logo? Is he something of a Spider Man?
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u/BanditCap Yeah, I bombed the house. 💥 Off the fucking map. May 10 '24
J. Jerkerson, am I stupid or are there three of them?
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u/ZCRFedorA May 10 '24
Why red unalive redeemed ) here? Is he supid?
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 May 10 '24
I’m not looking for cowboys! I want pictures of that wall crawling man!
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u/DjangoKazoiie yeah...i'm Man May 10 '24
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u/krispykremenightmare Exposed To Ace Chemicals May 09 '24
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