r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/OddTheRed • 2d ago

Oh noes! My life is over! Video/Gif

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u/Priyotosh1234 2d ago

The Black baby is acting like he has lost all his fortune on the stock market.

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u/Doctor_of_Recreation 2d ago

Seriously like holding her head in her hand like, “Why??” 😂

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u/RazzmatazzOwn 2d ago

https://preview.redd.it/8uiwr5dpjmqd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7a9fecf0a18df951808377304683389e915b1c

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u/Doctor_of_Recreation 2d ago

She looks like he just told her he forgot to sell his Bitcoin before it crashed or something lmfao

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u/RazzmatazzOwn 2d ago

I cant stop laughing 😭, poor little baby is devastated

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 1d ago

Put all her inheritance in DJT.

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u/MechanicalBot1234 1d ago

This is gold content picture. lol

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u/whycuthair 2d ago

"Look at this damn fool"

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 2d ago

Stress dammit 😭

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u/oIKR2 2d ago

I hope not on Intel

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u/Wizardwizz 1d ago

I am sorry Grandma

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u/EmergencyPath248 2d ago

“Damn it, NVDA plummeted”

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u/Arkhe1n 2d ago

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this cause it'd be all over my screen by now

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u/JKN1GHTxGKG 2d ago

Tie Dye twin was like “Naw fam, don’t touch her”😂

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u/gypsycookie1015 1d ago

Omg that immediate protective instinct kicked in for her without a thought lol 😭😭 That was so fucking sweet!!

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u/Especiallysweet 1d ago

My favorite part 💯🤣

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u/raz0rflea 1d ago

She wanted to save her sis 😭😭😭😭

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns 1d ago

We don’t know him sis.

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u/showmenemelda 17h ago

Stranger danger, fellow ranger.

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u/Kyoomo 2d ago

That baby at 0:07 reaching out to protect her twin was so cute!

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u/IAmTheViolin 2d ago

007 baby?????

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u/BionicBruv 2d ago

secret agent guitar roars in the background

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u/danskestorm28 2d ago

*British guy walks into sightline of a gun barrel*

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u/Fantastic_Payment484 1d ago edited 1d ago

Baby dodges the bullet but not the dads shaved beard

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u/spoon_dogg_ 2d ago

Was reading the comments before finishing the video and here I am looking for this at the beginning 0:07, not the remaining 0:07 like a fool lol

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u/Onoben4 2d ago

I was very confused until I read you comment lol.

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u/whycuthair 2d ago

You're not the fool. Who the hell says at 0:07 meaning the last seconds left?

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u/N-_-O 2d ago

The Reddit video player shows the time as how long till it’s over (at least on mobile)

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u/weener6 1d ago

I'm not really a fan of this. Streaming services do it too. I'd much rather just know how much time has elapsed on the left side, and how long the video is total on the right side

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u/whycuthair 1d ago

I see. But reddit's player is so dumb.

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u/N-_-O 1d ago

Literally no one likes it, but trying to get Reddit to change it was like yelling into the void, so we just stopped

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u/No-one_here_cares 2d ago

The look on that child at 0:33. "The day I'm having? and now THIS shit?!"

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u/Aztraeuz 2d ago

I saw videos like these in the past. I tried it with my daughter and it didn't phase her. She didn't react at all, just like I had always been clean shaven.

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u/ForgottenSon8 2d ago

I did that with my dog and he didn't recognise me and was really confuced about who i was. It took him couple minutes to recognise who i was.

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u/UnraveledChains 2d ago

New fear in life unlocked

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u/komaravel 2d ago

The twin sister putting the hand on the other is so cute.. she is going to be the protective one 🥰

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u/Axolotlian 2d ago

Little guy was so shocked he wanted to go back to the spawn point 💀

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u/mcalibluebees 2d ago

This is how I felt when I saw my husband without a mustache for the first time in our ..11 years?? of being together

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 2d ago

Shit this how I felt the first time i saw myself without a mustache since high-school 😭. Messed up the stache during a shave and had to shave it off and it was all downhill from there.

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u/send_whiskey 2d ago

Man. That difficult decision when you fuck up your stache so now you have to decide if you're going to be Hitler or Curious George.

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u/QuineQuest 1d ago

Go for the before/after. One half clean, one half as it used to be

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u/Arkhe1n 2d ago

At first I thought it was the same guy during a portion of the video and thought "damn that is a big family".

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u/MFTdoc 1d ago

I was looking for someone who thought the same! Damn, how many kids does this dude have?

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u/MauraSullivanPNC 2d ago

The twins at the end were hilarious too!!!

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u/kyungsookim 2d ago

0.36 kid is absolutely devastated

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u/patrick119 2d ago

This was me watching the most recent season of The Boys and seeing MM without a beard

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u/slothbuddy 2d ago

That wife doing the same thing as the kids

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u/iatetoomuchchicken 2d ago

I love how the one twin holds back the other twin 😆

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1d ago

Must protecc

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u/Lumpy-Major5556 2d ago

My man shaved two days ago and I’m not going to lie, my reaction is similar 😂

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u/Strange-Buy2983 2d ago

This is how I feel every time my husband shaves off his glorious beard. He just did it again, but left a Tom Selleck moustache so that's all I see when he's taking now 🤣

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u/Afraid_Form_6072 2d ago

You see the twin put her arm across her sister to protect her. Cute.

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u/ChadJones72 2d ago

Remember guys, even if the whole world hates your beard, your kid will have your full support to not shave it off.

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u/Flaky-Ad-4193 1d ago

Mommy! Bad man came and ate daddies voice.

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u/NoWall99 1d ago

The other baby is like: No, don't go with the stranger!

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u/RussianStoner24 2d ago

The one at 00:32 😂😂

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u/ilikewatchinganime9 2d ago

Okay but that one girl look like she from Despicable me(25 second mark)

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u/Fit-Pirate-6611 1d ago

My kids reacted the same way when I shaved off my beard for the first time in their lives. My advice.....make a big deal about it and get them involved as spectators when you shave it off. If you make it a game then you won't have drama.

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u/SiriusSlytherinSnake 1d ago

If I remember correctly the black baby the dad cut they dreads off but either way everytime I see it it's so funny. Friend kept looking back and getting devastated all over again like "it's still gone ohh lawd 😭"

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u/Idmaybefuckaplatypus 2d ago edited 2d ago

You mean at 1:00....?

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin 2d ago

“You ripped off your face!”

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u/Mz_JL 1d ago

And yet when my husband did this our toddlers didn't care 😂🤣😅

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u/Superdooperblazed420 1d ago

My son didn't even notice lol

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u/sneaky-sax 1d ago

It took me a minute to realize all these kids didn't belong to the same dude

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u/sxygrneyes 1d ago

Something is different and they're not sure what lol that one baby with her Lil hand on her head didn't know what to do with herself 😆

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u/MobianCanine2893 2d ago

That one baby acted like he just lost a girl or something, lmao

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u/Immediate-Pool4728 1d ago

I am curious, why do they cry?

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u/Adventurous_Arm_1606 2d ago

This is priceless

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u/Reddit2202021 1d ago

My dad did this when I was 17, its a level of uncanny valley that is super hard to look at. If you ever see someone without glasses for the first time its like that but 10x worse or shaved head on someone but 5x worse.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

The first mom doesn't look too thrilled, either, lol.

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u/Schmenge_time 1d ago

One day in the early 80s my dad showed up at a restaurant to meet the family and he had a very tight Brady Bunch perm. I wanted to jump out a window.

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u/Disco_Zombi 1d ago

I remember when my dad shaved off his beard, his face looked like the surface of the Moon. He had really bad acne when he was young, I wasn't afraid, and damn if I didn't wash my face every morning and night. My acne cleared up real quick.

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u/zpfrostyqz 1d ago

Lmao I remember my sister bf shaved his beard and my nephew was unfazed 😂

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u/Otterstripes 1d ago

I remember that one time when I was about 14, my mom's friend shaved his beard for a play he was in at the time. I was able to recognize that it was him, but yeah, my reaction was pretty similar to these kids'.

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u/tipying_mistakes 17h ago

the baby in the 4th video looks like a middle aged mother who just found out her son got sent to jail

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u/Feather_Bloom 14h ago

Took me a few clips to realize this was a compilation, I was like "DANG HOW MANY KIDS YOU GOT??"

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u/frazzledfrug 9h ago

My dad has had a beard my whole life, only time I've seen him without one is his childhood pictures as a kid. I'm pretty sure I'd freak out too if he showed up bald faced. That's a whole new dad I don't know!

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u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

My dad had a beard for most of my childhood and I also cried when he shaved for the first time.

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u/SwordMaster78 1d ago

Men are supposed to have beards.

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u/No_Breath_9833 1d ago

Why dad shaped if not dad?

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u/BumaLetsPlay 1d ago

Again, more like Bad parents.

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u/highwayher0 1d ago

If you have kids and do this kinda stuff for a laugh, you're an asshole. It's kinda like the cinnamon challenge. Anyone with brain cells knows what is going to happen. Fuck you Jimmy Kimmel.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

The thought of Jimmy Kimmel being too offensive for a redditor is just peak 2024

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u/highwayher0 1d ago

He's not offensive. he's an asshole.