r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Unusual-Pizza2907 • 2d ago

Happy Birthday

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u/Livinginthemiddle 2d ago

Poor kid will never trust a table again

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u/Xirdus 2d ago

I mean, not a bad life lesson.

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u/not_kismet 2d ago

What lesson are they learning from that?

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u/Objective_Ecstatic 2d ago

Never trust a table

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u/not_kismet 2d ago

Sorry, I should've specified what "not bad" life lesson are they learning from that?

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u/Xirdus 2d ago

Don't put your full body weight on the edge of furniture.

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u/not_kismet 2d ago

Yeah, honestly I've leaned my full body weight on furniture and that didn't stop me from leaning on shit, so maybe I'm just immune to life lessons./j

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u/Xirdus 1d ago

For some children, leaning on furniture stopped them from being alive.

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u/InfamousClown 1d ago

You should be immune to reddit

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u/JesusWasTacos 1d ago

Looks like you might just be immune to learning anything

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u/not_kismet 1d ago

How so?

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u/1footprincess 1d ago

They’re saying that it is a valuable lesson to be aware of your surroundings and investigate before trusting outside objects with your weight to prevent getting hurt. You probably have learned that latently and not through as dramatic of an incident as this. The other commenters were referring to how it’s common for furniture to kill little kids by tipping over. The people being rude were saying you weren’t grasping any of this, so that is why I am explaining for you

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u/AKSpartan70 2d ago

You’d only understand if you’re a Bills fan

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u/1footprincess 1d ago

Go bills

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u/Mannekendick 2d ago

Well they should have used stable tables, can’t blame the kid for this

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u/WheelinJeep 2d ago

Swear to God. What the fuck was that table? Temu Card Board Table?

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u/snukb 2d ago

This is what happens when you blow all your budget on cake and decorations and have nothing left for the stuff that actually matters.

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u/kai333 2d ago

yeah stupid parents for sure. That was the most clown-ass looking table i've ever seen.

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u/deerchortle 2d ago

Poor kid could have snapped her neck, jfc

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u/EmergencyPath248 2d ago

Exactly, especially with that huge cake and all the deserts.

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u/4-k-bronze 2d ago

That wasnt even a table it was just 4 planks

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u/luars613 2d ago

Yea, here parents are fking stupid

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u/Shaouy0929 2d ago

Theory: they did that for making a clip

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u/PublicVanilla988 2d ago

theory: she did that for making a clip

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u/Shaouy0929 2d ago

Theory: she is the imposter

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u/Hatman0064 2d ago

SUSUSS AMOGUSS

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u/Tacote 2d ago

ඞඞඞ

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u/GravitationalEddie 2d ago

Oh sure, just take the tables away from the horses. They won't mind.

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u/Definitely_Alpha 2d ago

Looks like a cardboard cut out of a table

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u/Bastienbard 2d ago

Even a table actually attached to the legs even...

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u/icer07 2d ago

Exactly. Know your customer. This was not a sufficient display

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u/deenurr 2d ago

It wasn’t her fault

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u/luckyapples11 1d ago

Or put the cake lower and closer. Common sense can save the day

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u/Madbadbat 2d ago

How is this on her? She didn’t choose the table

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u/reddest_of_trash 1d ago

Well obviously the kid should have paid more attention during physics class and carpentry class, so as to see that this table was badly designed. /s

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u/Nivroeg 1d ago

“Why you crying? Don’t you understand gravity?”

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u/znrvz 2d ago

I feel bad for the kid

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u/spank_that_hedge 2d ago

Right!?! Totally not her fault at all. Is there a sub for stupid parents?

Edit: yes there is. This belongs in r/parentsarefuckingdumb

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u/Redw0lf0 4h ago

Couldn't agree more. Adults are fucking stupid here, kid didn't know any better.

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u/asphalt_licker 2d ago

This isn’t a case of the kid being stupid. That table looks like it’s made of cardboard.

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u/Allyen_BOSS 2d ago

God, she almost lost her eye with that stick...

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u/Xenc 1d ago

Was so worried about that!

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u/No-Umpire-5881 2d ago

Can't blame the kid. I blame whoever setup that table.

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u/maulwuerfel 2d ago

Happy Birthday to the ground

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u/Xenc 1d ago

My dad’s not a phone

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u/kocsogkecske 2d ago

Yeah that wasnt her fault

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u/UsualCircle 2d ago

More like r/TableMakersAreFuckingStupid

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u/werewolf-luvr 2d ago

Nah thats not the kids fault. Im all about roastin dumbasses but that table was as flimsy as a political promise.

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u/Canditan 2d ago

That table has CONCEPTS of stability

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u/sewskiopath 2d ago

Where’s the ParentsWereStupid subreddit?

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u/SarcasticallyEvil 2d ago

That table was being held together by hopes and dreams

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u/EmergencyPath248 2d ago

Falling down like a ragdoll simulator, lmaoo

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u/Samuraion 1d ago

I feel bad for the kid, but I gotta admit... The fact they fell face first directly on the cake is pretty funny. Not their fault though, that table has legs that look like cardboard.

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u/AJay_89 1d ago

I've watched this FAR too many times for comfort

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u/ACornyxie 1d ago

Poor baby but gdam that was a great laugh my whole family and I just had.

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u/Scoonie24 2d ago

Literally LoL'd

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u/MajorasKitten 2d ago

😭 Happy birthday kid! Sorry we couldn’t afford a FUCKING TABLE!

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u/Guest65726 2d ago

Less on the kids fault…. What the fuck was that table?

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u/Hopelesz 2d ago

Why is the kid blamed here?

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u/Ok_Conclusion9128 2d ago

Cake could have been salvaged if he didn’t face plant it

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u/Mz_JL 1d ago

I feel so bad that I laughed so hard at this.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 1d ago

Wtf kind of wonky ass unstable contraption was that?

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u/N7LP400 1d ago

Flimpsy ass table

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u/kuery 1d ago

Poor kid ended up cosplaying Beetlejuice.

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u/hugeballscowboy 1d ago

That was the table not the child

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u/CherryGripe75 20h ago

that should be in stupid ass tables

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u/CipherWrites 14h ago

this one's on the parents

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u/Actual-Forever-184 10h ago

Table designers are fucking stupid

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u/WhimsyEchoes 2d ago

Why are they using this weird table and not a normal one

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u/Longjumping-Party186 2d ago

Instead of a cake they should have bought a real table 🤦‍♂️

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u/Azilehteb 2d ago

Poor baby. This doesn’t belong here. Kid isn’t stupid. Kid got hurt and lost their birthday cake. 👎

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u/wallstreetsimps 2d ago

Parent's fault 100%

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u/socallov3r 2d ago

Lol, ok, we gotta blame the parents for this one. Somebody did a shoddy job stacking the cakes.

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u/Correct-Response-948 2d ago

In this case, Adults Are F_cking Stupid. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/heartz43vy 2d ago

that…that’s just sad…

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u/Jazzlike_Mail_3159 2d ago

not the kid’s fault, maybe don’t use a cardboard cutout for a table 😭

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u/5255clone 2d ago

The fuck kinda table is that? Is it made of cardboard?

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u/farmagedonns 2d ago

Parents were stupid for that one.

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u/ImCrazyAboutYou 2d ago

As a fluent Russian speaker this song makes me feeling dizzy😭😭

It says [Pidorasi/Пидорасы]

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u/tigressRoar 1d ago

Blame the parents on this one!!!

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u/Born_Technician_1010 1d ago

The cake is too far for her and the table is not stable or strong enough. It’s not the kid’s fault.

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u/Sad_Firefighter3450 1d ago

That could have been disastrous. The candle was this 🤏🏻 close to poking his eye out.

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u/Iesz_Wonderhoyer 1d ago

The kid isn't the stupid one here, the parents are

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u/Disig 1d ago

Well we know she won't be one of those idiots on tiktok trying to do a handstand on a table.

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u/swampopawaho 1d ago

Poor kid

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u/GraatchLuugRachAarg 1d ago

Such a nice cake too😅

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u/SenAtsu011 1d ago

Why do they have such a shitty table with kids around?

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u/Lifesalchemy 1d ago

That got boring after the 87th time watching it

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u/CeC-P 1d ago

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!

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u/SnooBunnies6981 1d ago

Ha! That will learn you...

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u/Ego5687 1d ago

I think this is a combination of both the kid and the one who assembled the table

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u/CpLogic 10h ago

Ha Ha

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u/Fitgam3r 6h ago

Why is the mom dressed as a minion?

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u/PublicVanilla988 2d ago

lol, she's so stupid! that is for sure her fault

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u/philyppis 2d ago

I smell sarcasm

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u/BNDIcoot2002 2d ago

I laughed at first but now I feel bad. Table should be stable

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u/lonnierr 2d ago

That table is built from sticks in my backyard

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u/retired-at-34 2d ago

Nope, the adults were stupid.

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u/ujovl 2d ago

That ain't the kid's fault its the parents who decided on having an unstable table..

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 2d ago

That table was put together with scotch tape and prayer.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago

Who puts a cake like this on a table like that?! If the kid wouldnt have knocked it over by accident, a breeze or a person touching it would have done the job.

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u/KapeeCoffee 2d ago

What kind of stupid table is that?

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u/Motor_Sense2872 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/whooguyy 2d ago

To The GROUND!!!

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u/FlamingoAlert7032 2d ago

Yeah like the kid built that pos table

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u/acloudcuckoolander 2d ago

This is sad tbh :(

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u/Unlucky-Assistance-5 2d ago

They put the cake in the middle of a wide circular plane that is only supported in the middle by, what looks to be, literal cardboard cutouts. What could go wrong?

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u/P_kim83 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂🫣🫣🫣😂😂😂

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u/momomum 2d ago

What a shitty table

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u/SirVere 2d ago

Solid table there 👌

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u/mehitiswhatitis2 1d ago

Can't blame the kid for this one. The adults are the stupid ones for this kind of a set up.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 1d ago

This wasn’t her fault that was some shoddy rigged together display table for the internet.

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u/Anxious_Thorn 1d ago

Where’s the stupid parents sub? Who even bought that table 💀

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u/ElectricalGuidance54 1d ago

Gosh, that outcome was sure unpredictable. /s This is a case of FuckingStupidAdult.

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u/FluffMonsters 1d ago

I’m dying 😂

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u/Winterpa1957 2d ago

I don't know why she's crying. She had her cake and got to eat it too.

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u/MarvinfromHell 2d ago

Happy cake day...not

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u/iatetoomuchchicken 2d ago

Plot twist: the little kid being held built the table, knowing that this would happen. All as a way to get revenge on his older sibling for secretly stealing his snacks...

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u/664mezcal619 2d ago

Luckily that cake didn’t have wooden spikes in it or any other stupid shit in there some “cake artists” put in to hold the cake up. If seen a video where they slam the dudes head into a tall cake like that and he catches the wooden spike right in his eye socket

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u/RebekhaG 2d ago

This is why she shouldn't lean on tables.

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u/KapeeCoffee 2d ago

Can you even call that a table?

It has twigs for feet and a thin piece of plywood on top