r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Drtraybloxxy2355 • 2d ago

A lot for santa Video/Gif

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u/isntaken 2d ago

I too want all those people in his basement.

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u/hurl9e9y9 2d ago

With no internet, or else:

"I SPENT 100 DAYS TRAPPED IN THIS KIDS BASEMENT"

and

"$1 BASEMENT VS $1,000,000,000,000 BASEMENT"

or

"EVERYBODY PLEASE LOOK AT ME I NEED CLICKS TO LIVE BUY MY CHOCOLATE PLEASE KEEP ME RELEVANT"

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u/Blaster2PP 2d ago

It's crazy how after so much drama, his channel barely suffered a hit. ReturnYTDislike did show a large like/dislike ratio, but other than that... Viewership is fine. This is a benefit of an international audience base I suppose.

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u/conspiracyeinstein 2d ago

He also never addressed it. I was watching a video of the downfall of a lot of YouTubers and the ones that survived the drama either had legit apologies and remorse, or they never even addressed it. He’s doing the latter.

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u/Blaster2PP 1d ago

I mean I guess it makes sense from a business perspective. IIRC, he addressed it briefly in a Twitter post but discord dm leaks showed that he lied there. His audience is mainly on the young side, so they probably don't even know what's going on.

I remember back in HS our student union president made a Facebook post about accusations of corruption, and tbh he was better off not doing that cause that got us talking about it whereas 80% of the school wasn't even aware those accusation exists.

Rant aside, I feel like I'm in the minority when I say idrc about him faking his video, but if you're faking it, then might as well don't treat your contestant horribly. The sleep deprivation thing that he done multiple times doesn't sit right with me.

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u/Zachosrias 1d ago

Lions gotta eat

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u/O_G_stretch 1d ago

It puts the lotion on it’s skin

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u/Energie0 1d ago

Has to have some Austrian Ancestors

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u/ThelastJasel 2d ago

It was all downhill after bunny.

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u/smurb15 2d ago

Some might say a roller coaster

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u/rkcth 1d ago

This is how you ensure your family sees getting you a bunny as reasonable. When I wanted to name our son David, I suggested completely outrageous names for about 2 days before I suggested we go with David. My wife was like “finally a reasonable name”, and I said, “so you like it?”, and that’s what we named him.

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u/LadyBug_0570 2d ago

The lady he wants his basement made me lose it. That and a house.

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u/brightness3 2d ago

It says dan schneider on the pic lol, i wonder what the context is

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u/ErisianArchitect 2d ago

The one that got me was the storage container.

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u/Vegetable_Exam4629 2d ago

"I want this lady in my basement" 😆😂

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u/throwfaraway7654 2d ago

Me too son, me too.

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u/texaswildlifeamateur 2d ago

I don’t necessarily think this is a sign that Gen Alpha is cooked as some people are taking it, seems that it’s likely a joke. If the kid is serious, I remember asking for a horse and stables for it when I was a kid. Doesn’t mean I was a spoiled brat, just didn’t realize that was expensive.

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago

I mean, I asked for a plane (a spitfire). They got me a model. Now I’m a history major and a pilot. Sometimes those unrealistic requests can lead to wild adventures.

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u/DOOM_Olivera_ 1d ago

I did ask to have carnotaurus for christmas and to have elastic man powers to the tooth fairy when I was 4 XDDD.

Now I love monster hunter and one of my favourite mosnters is a Carnotaurus with a blade as tail xd.

Props for being a pilot, man.

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u/No-Engineering-1449 1d ago

i asked for a porta potty and a plunger when I was 5

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u/texaswildlifeamateur 1d ago

Nice and humble!

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u/New52Nightuving 1d ago

Sure you asked for horse and stables as a kid not goddamn youtubers in a fucking basement. That generation is most definitely cooked, do you remember asking for youtubers by name with an iphone loaded up with pictures .

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u/texaswildlifeamateur 1d ago

I mean, I do agree the YouTubers and them not being good role models is the most concerning part of the video. But also, when I was a kid I wanted to be friends with Britney Spears while my mom tried to tell me she wasn’t a good role model either lol. I ended up okay, or at least being a Britney fan didn’t mess me up haha

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u/New52Nightuving 1d ago

Sure the most you could be accused of is being a kid with a creative imagination and probably a good kid. But no why have a kid grow up naturally and live without having 8 ads pushed into its face about roblox and slowly mold that child into a fucking wet dream for advertising agencies everywhere because what is society if Zuckerberg can't buy his 120th mansion so what if your gonna irreversibly ruin humanity and an entire generation is stuck waiting for their next dopamine hit from their fucking ipads. God I need help

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u/PlusBake4567 2d ago

Bro was asked for a Christmas list, not a victim list. My god!

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u/MarvinfromHell 2d ago

Plot twist..he is repeating his dad's wishes

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u/CriticalCobraz 2d ago

"I want this lady in my basement"

Lmao

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u/papercut2008uk 2d ago

Bruh want's a lot of people in his basement.

Maybe someone should check his basement from time to time when he get's older.

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u/CeleryAdditional3135 2d ago

Kid;

"Logan Paul in my basement"

"This lady in my basement"

Dad:

"No internet for you for life

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u/Flippynipps 2d ago

This is on the parents letting their impressionable child watch trash on YT. Kid will grow up entitled and won't understand the value of a dollar.

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u/Lunaa_Tunaaa 2d ago

I'm sure it's a joke, no kid wants a lady in their basement for Christmas lmao

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u/Scoonie24 2d ago

Girls are gross

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u/Lunaa_Tunaaa 2d ago

I disagree, women are hot

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago

I disagree with you, real women aren’t hot, but 2D women drawn in an art style typical of Japan are another story.

I will not apologise.

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u/LadyBug_0570 2d ago

It's not like he's getting any of that, including the pretty lady he wants in his basement or the mythical creature.

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u/Lunaa_Tunaaa 2d ago

I agree with you but he said "Mr beast" it was the captions that got it wonky

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u/LadyBug_0570 2d ago

He ain't getting Mr. Beast in his basement either. LOL

My speakers aren't working so I just went by the captions.

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u/blaykk 2d ago

Bunnies are real.

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u/LadyBug_0570 2d ago

That kid would get a stuffed bunny, let's be real.

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u/DeeCeeGamingX 2d ago

…. Calm down bud. It’s definitely not that serious. You were the same way at that age.

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u/SuckulentAndNumb 2d ago

In that age we just wanted to get out of the basement

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u/Aeon001 2d ago edited 1d ago

Regardless of 'understanding the value of a dollar', putting any kid this young into this predatory algorithmic media environment is insane.

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u/Sovereign444 2d ago

No, most normal people were not like that at his age lmao. Personally I wouldn't even have the audacity to think about being so stupid as to ask for a $4000 dollar Gucci sweater (actually I didn't even know designer brands existed when I was a kid lol) and most people sure as hell aren't so weird as to think they could keep celebrities in their basement for their own enjoyment lmao wtf

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u/vermiciousknidlet 2d ago

The Cards Against Humanity is a nice touch as well. Videos like these make me realize I'm actually doing a great job parenting, haha!

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u/Thurlut 2d ago

Damn that's the most boomer and out of place shit I've read all day, congrats 🏅

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u/Playful-Village-9989 1d ago

Kids like stuff that you don't like, and you for sure liked a lot of crap as a kid, deal with it instead of crying, or even better, make some better content for them to see since you know exactly how to teach kids the value of stuff and also make it funny... or just let the kid be a kid, instead of you being the one that acts like one

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u/Benjers_Benjers 9h ago

Like you didn't have unreasonable gift requests as a kid.

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u/ContemplatingPrison 2d ago

Absolutely. I was just thinking this. Sad that kid is going to grow up and be that materialistic

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u/Blaster2PP 2d ago

Calm the fuck down. When I was 5 I was asking for Dragons, dinosaurs, and fucking Excalibur. No shit he doesn't understand the value of the dollar, he's like 5! You'd expect a 5 year old to understand the state of the economy, origin of currency, and inflation when 50% of the adult in the world doesn't even know these things?

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u/SenorChoncho 2d ago

Why does the lady have Dan Schneider on the pic?

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u/Alternative_Bug6349 2d ago

It will be a little crowded in his basement 😂

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u/Luci5892 2d ago

Let's be honest the treadmill was the only thing that kid needed 😭😂

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u/Mycroft033 2d ago

Mr Beast’s next video: We disproved the pedo allegations by surviving 100 days in a random kid’s basement!

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u/ShambolicPaul 1d ago

Thank fuck he's getting a treadmill.

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u/Bisonfan1 2d ago

Yikes lmao

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u/Crystal_Voiden 2d ago

The shipping container is the cherry on top

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u/reevelainen 2d ago

Wait, why this kiddo already has a basement, and what are they going to do in there, build legos together?

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u/monnurse7 1d ago

That would be kind of cute!

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u/Kaatlinde 1d ago

BUT WHO GIVES A KID AT THAT AGE PHONE?!

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u/Faelo79 2d ago edited 2d ago

The only thing I wouldn’t give this kid is the bunny! I wouldn’t want that beautiful bunny to suffer! The rest should be approved! And i would add cuffs and a taser to the combo. The Lion would take care of what is left in 1 year.

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 2d ago

Every year I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas, and every year, we look at each other like "we get whatever we want whenever we want, why are we even doing gifts"

The benefits of being r/childfree lol

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u/Sovereign444 2d ago

Wow sounds like u guys are spoiled smh someone needs to teach u guys the value of a dollar smh my head.

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u/HungryPupcake 2d ago

Not really. As adults you just buy whatever you want/need when you want/need it.

Why wait for a PS5 in December or your birthday when you can just save up and buy it first chance?

Food is a great gift for adults. Stuff you wouldn't normally buy for yourself.

Or handmade sentimental things.

Otherwise it gets a bit wasteful, forcing to get gifts when it's woefully unnecessary.

You seem very young and immature.

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 2d ago

I honestly felt like the post you replied to was said in jest. I wasn't sure, so I didn't respond 🤣

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u/HungryPupcake 2d ago

Ahhhhhhhh could be, I didn't clock it since the English was throwing me off lol. Mistranslation in my head

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u/nightdwaawf 2d ago

I want a lot of famous people in my basement, and when I’m done with them I’ll throw their bodies in a rusty old container 😂😂

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u/3rdNihilism 2d ago

given how this young kid looks already, that treadmill might be a good idea.

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u/MiC_AiR42o 1d ago

Disturbing

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u/a55_Goblin420 1d ago

I started dying after the bunny

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u/bad-creditscore 1d ago

Get this kid a book.

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u/monnurse7 1d ago

Books are great gifts!

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u/BidoofSupermacy 1d ago

“I want this lady in my basement”

relatable

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u/mrbeefynuts 1d ago

Not crazy at all /s

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u/rgmundo524 1d ago

And they said technology would ruin the next generation /s

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u/QuadraMum 1d ago

That shorty thumb distracted me.

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u/TRcreep 2d ago

if that's not scripted

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u/alex3494 1d ago

Totally staged

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u/Corgsploot 2d ago

This is pretty sad. Gonna be a rough life for that kid.

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u/Lunaa_Tunaaa 2d ago

He's got his priorities straight

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u/ExtraCrispy_7 2d ago

That second one would be a good present for him

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u/socialnerd09 2d ago

Also did you see the cards against humanity box?

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u/ZGokuBlack 2d ago

So he simply wants launchly in his basement

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u/Sovereign444 2d ago

Well at least he ain't asking for too much!

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u/dX927 2d ago

"I want them to put the lotion on their skin..."

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u/Servarosius 2d ago

This feels like that meme, I want a bunny.... To, what color do you want your bunny to be.

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u/Lobo003 2d ago

The rabbits, George!

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u/letstroydisagin 2d ago

I mean I get it, I made some pretty selfish lists as a kid too. You think Santa is a literal magical being that can give you anything you want 😂 you're not aware your parents are actually putting in money and work to get you this stuff.

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u/BrainCandy_ 2d ago

Lmao lil bro want people as presents that’s some Majin Buu type shit

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u/Vault-Monkey 2d ago

Bro, I just want socks and waiting for a -semi-decent payday XD

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u/mim9830 1d ago

Not a single toy request, we have fallen so low

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u/locopezcus 1d ago

I want a vaporeon in my basement, don´t ask......

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u/sebastobol 1d ago

Back in my days we were told we don't want things - we would like to have.

besides of that ... the future is fucked

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u/not-a-realperson 1d ago

Yeah.... I'm not sure it's the treadmill. I think that kid wants two ladies in his basement.

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u/not-a-realperson 1d ago

Yeah.... I'm not sure it's the treadmill. I think that kid wants two ladies in his basement.

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u/Bluzman19 1d ago

i think little bro needs that treadmill 💀

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u/lupulinhog 1d ago

Haircuts that match the opinions

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u/DirtNapsRevenge 1d ago

Literally everything that is wrong with society in 35 seconds

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u/Frequent-Standard652 1d ago

DAMNIT YOU MADE ME SPIT MY WATER

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u/rageofa1000suns 1d ago

Sorry son, but Santa couldn't not get you one of the things you wanted this year...

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u/Some_Mango3601 1d ago

Sounds a lot like diddys Christmas list

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u/DaonlyPothead 1d ago

He know how to use his phone better then I can damn lol

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u/thesithcultist 1d ago

He might actually be a genius and just want the bunny

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u/SexThrowaway1126 1d ago

He wants The Sims!

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 1d ago

this is actually hilarious and cute lol

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u/Cheesebruhgers 1d ago

Treadmill is a good idea by the looks of it

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 1d ago

All those opportunities and he didn’t ask for proportional thumbs

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u/DriverPlastic2502 1d ago

Giving a kid this young a phone means the parents are fucking stupid too.

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u/BlockFortingPro 1d ago

Give them a bunny and a treadmill, then claim you couldn't hear the rest

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u/BLACK_MILITANT 1d ago

He didnt even know her name. Just knew he thought she was pretty. INTO THE BASEMENT!!!

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u/BrazilianGrimReaper 1d ago

Future serial killer/kidnapper

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u/LynnLynnLynnnn 1d ago

"I want this lady in my basement..."

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u/VinJahDaChosin 1d ago

Sicario kids wish list

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u/Number5MoMo 1d ago

Ngl. It’s actually sweet that the kid wants all that. as a kid .. I understood our financial situation and felt selfish for even wanting something big. I was just happy for socks. I love socks

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u/ImCrazyAboutYou 1d ago

But the lion is gonna eat the rabbit 😭🙏

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u/naturist_rune 1d ago

"I want a house" Me too buddy, me too.

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u/Sea_Proposal7244 1d ago

Well pretty understandable.

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u/hungryhamster55 1d ago

Everything is in his basement

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u/hammynfrendz 1d ago

Treadmill, yes

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u/Minute_Gas_7866 1d ago

treadmill the only one that makes sense

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u/Cccookielover 21h ago

“You’ll get nothing and like it!!”

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u/Percussion415 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍. I WANT THAT LADY IN MY BASEMENT'''''

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u/NapoleonDynamite82 19h ago

“I want this lady in my basement…” what a crack up! 🤣

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 15h ago

How the fuck does a kid know about a Gucci sweater?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 14h ago

Future P Diddy with the basemenr stuff

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u/PaintItBlack1793 13h ago

Oh, this brings up a bad memory of my childhood when I was about 7. Everybody was writing letters to Santa about what they wanted so I happily filled up a whole lined page with a wish list of what I would like. Mom read it and I got scolded for being greedy and spoiled for wanting so much. Kind of took the fun out of the whole Santa experience.

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u/WorldlinessBroad6647 10h ago

I want this woman in my basement

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u/Rhymesnlines 6h ago

That's the proof that those young kids should not have smartphones

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

That kid is unhealthy fat. His parents are doing him dirty.

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u/runnin3216 2d ago

Why do think he asked for the treadmill?

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

I assumed it was for the lady in the basement 😂

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u/Blaster2PP 2d ago

This might surprise you, but toddlers have different proportion compared to the average adult human.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

This is not a toddler. This is a 4 yr old. Even a 3 yr old should not have fat hands and neck rolls like that.

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u/Blaster2PP 2d ago

“It’s normal for a child to slim down between ages 2 and 5,” says pediatrician Roy Kim, MD. “Your child will look their thinnest about the time they start kindergarten.”

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/when-should-my-toddler-start-slimming-down

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

This kid is unhealthy fat. He is not toddler far. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s not already in pre k if not kindergarten.

Plus if he’s already in the process of slimming down the toddler fat he still shouldn’t be this fat. Toddler fat isn’t fat eyebrows.

This isn’t toddler pudge. This is obesity in a preschooler.

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u/bytx 2d ago

Parents convince kids that there is a magical being that gives you presents and they cost nothing.

Then call the child stupid for wanting things that cost a lot of money (or are illegal, like kidnapping mr. Beast).

Parents are fucking stupid.

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u/feelinglofi 2d ago

They should get a pretty lady to sit in the basement on Christmas. "Here you go, bud. Merry Christmas." And kid will be like 'wtf?'

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u/1milliondollarbaby 1d ago

I want this woman in my basement.... oh and when I want that for Christmas, I get jail time....

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u/RichardXV 2d ago

Poor fuck's second choice, the treadmill was probably the right one.

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u/RolandVanGestel 1d ago

He wants KSI... who's gonna tell him they dont sell them anymore...