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u/ZealousidealBowler19 1d ago
i have an overbite and i work with kids at an afterschool program (a daycare-like thingie):
he told me to smile and when i did he was like “why do you not show the bottom of your teeth when you smile”
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u/brazenboredom 22h ago
My neighbor's 9 year old told me I "look like I haven't slept in days."
So I guess that eye cream isn't working lol.
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u/evil_timmy 1d ago edited 22h ago
Sorry kid, you came from somewhere. Wait till you hit your late twenties and have to learn about acute colonic cycloflatulence.
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u/IAlreadyFappedToIt 1d ago
Assuming that thumbnail is her, I think her nose looks perfectly fine and normal. This is a textbook "if it don't apply, let it fly" scenario. But I admit that there is something about the way a kid says it so naively that makes it sting a bit.
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u/MRiley84 19h ago
Noses and ears both look completely normal until you get into a video game's character creation screen and hyper focus on the shapes of each. Then you pick the one that looks most normal and end up with a character that looks like it had plastic surgery one piece at a time, so nothing matches.
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u/LondonDavis1 23h ago
My 7y old nephew called my 80 year old mother old. She never really forgave him about that and ignored him the last 5 plus years of her life.
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u/Mywifeleftmesadly 13h ago
For saying something bad when he was little? He's older now she shouldn't really be mad at him anymore, people grow, change, become different, she's mad over something that he probably doesn't even remember saying💀
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u/SantaLurks 6h ago
What he said wasn't bad. The grandmother is a prude, probably thinks she was still 25.
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u/miss_scarlet_did_it_ 19h ago
I have a small but unfortunately placed burst blood vessel in the middle of my forehead. My three year old nephew keeps trying to kiss the boo-boo. He's very sweet and damn perceptive.
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u/Spiritual-Duck1846 13h ago
When I turned 30 my then 7 year old son came up to me and stood there studying my face. I asked him what he was doing and was told " I'm looking for the old bits. There's one and there's another one !!!!" Just as well I love him lol
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u/cl0ckw0rkman 10h ago
Ok. Wife was part Sicilian. She had thick black hair. Body hair was black and thick.
One day, when the son(20) was 5 or 6, his mother was laying on the couch recovering from her chemotherapy. The boy got in her face and said, " You have a little rootbeard, like dad has". In her weakened state, she grabbed and tossed the child. Luckily I have amazing dad reflexes and caught him. But yeah. Kids man. They can hit us out of nowhere.
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u/dogearyourpages 5h ago
lol I am super insecure about my own nose and once my four year old said "Mama, why is your nose so BIG!" I felt my heart sink for a moment but I also know she didn't mean anything by it so I just told her it was because I was all grown up. She seem happy with that.
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u/Eldanosse 21h ago
"Oh, stop thinking about sex! You're always on about it! Morning, noon, and dark! Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
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u/Mochimochiz 1d ago
Was named Ms.Big potato nose by a group of kindergartners. Still hurts 17 years later 😭😆