r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/usrrrname • 1d ago

a kid in the metro

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u/talented_bloke 1d ago

Calisthenics go crazy

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u/Porkchopp33 23h ago

Future gymnast on the Metro

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u/bufftbone 1d ago

Not going to lie, kinda impressive.

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u/mateus-random 14h ago

Kid impressive*

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u/Sandee1997 1d ago

Dude that’s Spider-Man. He gets tired sometimes

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u/dumbpersonwhoasks 6h ago

No that's spidermans kid

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u/sevenationarmycu 1d ago

It seems like people over there get used to it.

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u/abedalhadi777 15h ago

Normal thing in Egypt

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u/aerialpoler 1d ago

Every time I get on a tube/tram I want to do this too so I can't fault the kid.

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u/DemonicChronic 1d ago

Training to be an olympian

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u/ClearDistribution807 23h ago

That's not a kid, that's spider boy.

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u/ObeseBumblebee 1d ago

You try telling a kid like that to stand still.

Ain't happening, chief. Best you can do is hopefully keep his dumbass contained to your area with some gymnastics.

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u/Inside_Tomorrow2618 23h ago

i can tell he is egyptien kid ( i used to be one)

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u/VogTheViscous 21h ago

As long as that child belongs to the adults he’s hanging over I don’t really care. Kids gonna kid 🤷‍♀️ rather them do that than scream or make noise.

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u/MrZaroni 18h ago

Next thing you know he'll fall down and hit Grandma.

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u/iamunwhaticisme 1d ago

Why the fuck are the shutters down anyway?

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u/No_Cardiologist_5150 5h ago

The metro goes overground and underground. And the summer in Egypt is terribly HOT 🔥 so the passengers usually close the shutters so the sun doesn't get in and to give the AC a chance to work

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u/Eriker89 21h ago

He probably fell 15 seconds after

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u/Swimming_Tennis6641 1d ago

This is a r/parentsarefuckingdumb worthy crosspost.

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u/Infinite_dads 17h ago

Honestly, that's impressive

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 23h ago

Bro its the train scene from the Simpsons movie

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u/TinkerTi 22h ago

Nah that right there is pure Aura.

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u/FallenRaptor 19h ago

Eh, he doesn’t need a degree. The kid has a future as a gymnast.

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u/BurntBox21 17h ago

Gymnast in the making possibly

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u/RARE_ARMS_REVIVED 14h ago

So long as he doesn't hit someone, I don't have a problem with this.

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u/alaingames 12h ago

I mean

It's efficient

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u/capusaDEpeCOAIE 11h ago

Better than wat hing skibidi toilet on max volume while his snoot drips all over the seat

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u/raz0rflea 11h ago

Bailey Briggs turn up!

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u/InstantLeves_ 9h ago

Ngl that's impressive af

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u/TheBomb999 8h ago

Man let the intrusive thoughts win.

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u/matschbirne03 8h ago

He is doing what I'm not brave enough to do, but I'm always thinking about doing something like this

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u/Negative_Chickennugy 7h ago

This is like that one scene in the Simpsons movie lol

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u/zenseeker_ 7h ago

He be living in 2224

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u/One_Stiff_Bastard 7h ago

*Parentsarefuckingstupid

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u/Fantastic-Sea-4282 7h ago

doing this kind of stunts at this age is wild but at a train is like a normal day in the new york subway

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u/Infectious-Anxiety 5h ago

No seats?

No problem.

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u/Nikunj108 1h ago

I used to do this when we played hide and seek in the school bus... After 2 rounds the seeker knew to check the roofs. (He was blind folded.) Aah good times.

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u/itmytech 51m ago

This is Tarzan's grandson

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u/Fishshoot13 22h ago

Way better than sitting there eating candy staring at a phone or tablet!!!

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u/The_real_bandito 21h ago

Honestly, I would record the kid too. That’s impressive.

I wouldn’t even be mad.

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u/Double_Dimension8 1d ago

Normal behaviour in Kanakistan.

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u/CarAdministrative449 23h ago

At least he's exercising.

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u/druidofdruids 22h ago

You mean an Olympic gentlemen in the metro