r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 7h ago

My kid keeps bringing home library books we already have because he’s excited to find their match.

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u/dumbpersonwhoasks 6h ago

That's kinda cute lol

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u/happycoquette 4h ago

He must really love his green eggs and ham matches.

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u/LoveDancingGal 6h ago

Aw, that’s adorable! Your kid is on a quest to find their book buddies!

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u/RandomWeebPassingBy 3h ago

"My books, greet thy brethren!! You were fabricated out of the skin of the same mother tree, and on you they have used the same ink to engrave the same rhymes and tales of mankind."

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u/ConsiderationDry6833 6h ago

Send them on book hunts for obscure titles. Take trips to antique book stores. You could start a life long hobby.

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u/itsatrav 1h ago

Look for the communist manifesto and 50 shades next sweetie

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 6h ago

I remember my mom used to read me this book when I was little lmao

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u/LadyBug_0570 5h ago

I agreed with the Narrator, I am not eating green eggs and ham.

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u/kaliwrath 3h ago

But did you try it?

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u/LadyBug_0570 3h ago

No!!!!

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u/TimeHovercraft8660 2h ago

When I was younger, I used to think of the concept of ham and eggs that were green as a really stupid way of getting kids to try new things. Next thing you know, you're gonna have kids seeing moldy food and thinking that it's a new food to try.

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u/FluffMonsters 1h ago

Haha When I was in kindergarten we had green eggs and ham as a snack during our Dr. Seuss unit.

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u/Zomgzombehz 6h ago

Doesn't even go for all the dino books repeatedly? Weak!

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u/13th-Hand 5h ago

I always checked out sheep in a jeep

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u/FluffMonsters 4h ago

It’s so cute when they check out the same one over and over. ♥️

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u/13th-Hand 30m ago

Yeah I checked out sheep in a jeep like 30 times one year

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u/billsn0w 5h ago

Might I suggest the classic one fish two fish red fish blue fish.....

Seems it would meet his likes.

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u/Frllala 4h ago

Future librarian in the making. Added bonus for organizing.

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u/Zealotteen 3h ago

That’s cute, and a little annoying

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u/goose_gladwell 3h ago

Awwww😊

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u/Open_Detective_6998 3h ago

“…and then he used his fight money to buy two of every book on earth, and he loaded them into a shelf, and then he read the crap out of every single one!”

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u/Trapped_Mechanic 4h ago

One book, two book, red book, blue book

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 3h ago

As long as he’s reading, it doesn’t matter.