r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/FluffMonsters • 7h ago
My kid keeps bringing home library books we already have because he’s excited to find their match.
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u/LoveDancingGal 6h ago
Aw, that’s adorable! Your kid is on a quest to find their book buddies!
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u/RandomWeebPassingBy 3h ago
"My books, greet thy brethren!! You were fabricated out of the skin of the same mother tree, and on you they have used the same ink to engrave the same rhymes and tales of mankind."
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u/ConsiderationDry6833 6h ago
Send them on book hunts for obscure titles. Take trips to antique book stores. You could start a life long hobby.
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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 6h ago
I remember my mom used to read me this book when I was little lmao
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u/LadyBug_0570 5h ago
I agreed with the Narrator, I am not eating green eggs and ham.
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u/kaliwrath 3h ago
But did you try it?
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u/LadyBug_0570 3h ago
No!!!!
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u/TimeHovercraft8660 2h ago
When I was younger, I used to think of the concept of ham and eggs that were green as a really stupid way of getting kids to try new things. Next thing you know, you're gonna have kids seeing moldy food and thinking that it's a new food to try.
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u/FluffMonsters 1h ago
Haha When I was in kindergarten we had green eggs and ham as a snack during our Dr. Seuss unit.
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u/13th-Hand 5h ago
I always checked out sheep in a jeep
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u/billsn0w 5h ago
Might I suggest the classic one fish two fish red fish blue fish.....
Seems it would meet his likes.
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u/Open_Detective_6998 3h ago
“…and then he used his fight money to buy two of every book on earth, and he loaded them into a shelf, and then he read the crap out of every single one!”
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u/dumbpersonwhoasks 6h ago
That's kinda cute lol