r/LiveFromNewYork Aug 12 '24

Colin Jost Foot Update Cast Video

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u/grendel001 Aug 12 '24

He’s allergic to penicillin.

Our beautiful dumbass.

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u/Shocking Aug 12 '24

That's okay, ancef is better for staph anyway

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u/DeeldusMahximus Aug 12 '24

I mean neither covers mrsa

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u/Shocking Aug 12 '24

That's fine, no need to overtreat if not needed. Not everyone needs vanco. :)

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u/ThomasAltuve Aug 12 '24

Negative. Hang the drip, make sure to let night shift know to get a trough level this time NOT A PEAK vanc level. And room 212 wants her 8th cup of ice and the pain meds that aren't due for another 4 hours. Thanks, pizza party next week to celebrate running a 6-nurse unit with only 3 of you hard-working heroes.

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u/DeeldusMahximus Aug 12 '24

Bactrim baby

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u/Shocking Aug 12 '24

Very broad coverage. Stewardship is important!

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u/Jax72 Aug 12 '24

This is brilliant.

234

u/Gayspacecrow Aug 12 '24

That was charming. Plus an Oj joke 30 years late!

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u/Jenetyk Aug 12 '24

You gotta love the SNL weekend update host throwing a nod to Norm McDonald there.

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u/qeq Aug 12 '24

That joke? You guess it: Frank Stallone!

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u/NYPuppers Aug 12 '24

But really why is he in malta

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u/MsBrisby Aug 12 '24

Scarlett is filming a new Jurassic Park movie there.

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u/Greene_Mr Aug 12 '24

Studying up for playing Pete Buttigieg this season.

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u/aaahhhh Aug 12 '24

It's only a 24 hour flight

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u/Ccaves0127 Aug 12 '24

Is Colin entering his Freak Era??? Sarah must be rubbing off on him

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u/QuicklyThisWay Aug 12 '24

I thought that was her in the jail for a second.

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u/SixStringSuperfly Aug 12 '24

Shaboozey! VA!

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u/mistermatth Aug 12 '24

I’ve seen that Skyrizi ad so many times watching the coverage lmao

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u/InevitableWhereas671 Aug 12 '24

upvoted this only to immediately have this appear in my feed...skyrizi is infiltrating all areas of my life

https://preview.redd.it/ds4vxhvfg9id1.png?width=1562&format=png&auto=webp&s=574c90a01d4da69ac8262072def2043ecde30c79

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u/herefromyoutube Aug 12 '24

Can we just send Colin places and watch him report as he tries to escape.

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u/knifeymonkey Aug 12 '24

i loved this immensely!

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u/QuicklyThisWay Aug 12 '24

The breaking joke killed me 💀

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u/Teddy4xp2 Aug 12 '24

That was pretty damn funny

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u/Silly_Egg3170 Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

His delivery is perfect. And the timing and pausing around the weird smiles. I can’t tell if I’m jealous of Scarlett or him, really

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u/Garyflamshells 27d ago

Check out his surfing pics on wiki feet for men. Hiding a whole hot bod under that suit

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u/Digi_Dingo Aug 12 '24

I was hoping to see him hobble into closing ceremonies

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u/WearDifficult9776 Aug 12 '24

He’s awesome

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u/ChaoticMutant Aug 12 '24

McDonald would have loved the newspaper headlines!

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u/or_maybe_this Aug 12 '24

had the same thought 

jost knew what he was doing lol

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u/nia939 Aug 12 '24

“And somehow, they’re all winning” big cheesy smile

He’s a lot of fun 😂

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u/Cognonymous Aug 12 '24

lol I love this

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u/malonkey1 Aug 12 '24

I don't care how convoluted the bit is I'm not paying for a Peacock subscription Colin

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u/bluerose297 Aug 12 '24

RIP Colin, you may have been racist but you were a treat at the WU desk ❤️

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u/Squeebah Aug 12 '24

Wait.... What did he do that was racist?

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u/Comfortable_Loan_799 Aug 12 '24

Jost and Che always write jokes for one another at the end of the SNL season and Che’s jokes, which Colin has to deliver, are always (jokingly) racist. The point is to make Jost super uncomfortable and to exploit as a punchline the fact that he looks like such a WASP. Just google Che-Jost joke swap for an example— the segments are pretty funny.

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u/Squeebah Aug 12 '24

Thank you for context! No one else was able to provide let alone with this much detail. I appreciate you.

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u/NSFWies Aug 12 '24

I'd like the just to take a look at exhibit: Colin.

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u/Rapscallious1 Aug 13 '24

The things he said to that lady were not ok

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u/loveypower Aug 12 '24

I can't wait for Michael Che and Sarah Sherman to make fun of him on WU on SNL this Fall.

9

u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Aug 12 '24

I feel like I'm missing a lot of context here...

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u/Tejanisima Aug 12 '24

Yeah, I may have to go over to r/OutOfTheLoop on this one later today. (To everyone reading this thinking, why don't you just do a search right now? I'm already sidetracked by looking at this, and if I go look that up right now, I'm never going to get on with the key part of the vacation I'm on. Was looking up where to go next so that I can make plans before checking out, and Reddit took me down the rabbit hole again.)

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u/nia939 Aug 12 '24

Colin got a job as a surfing correspondent for the Olympics in Tahiti and almost immediately hurt himself not just bashing his foot on some coral but then still walking around in his bare feet. He then got a staph infection in his foot which continued to worsen until he had to leave Tahiti. He’s been giving regular self-deprecating updates on it. Now he’s in Malta, where Scarlett is possibly filming a movie.

Moral of the story is to be careful with your bare feet, especially when you’ve written an entire book with actual chapters about how injury-prone you are.

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u/Tejanisima Aug 12 '24

Thank you so much for the update. That's both hilarious and tragic. Getting an infection in your foot is nothing to play around with; twice in my 30s I had a tiny little blister that I didn't properly put a Band-Aid on and ended up with a raging cellulitis infection. We don't take nearly enough care of our feet, given how vital they are to our mobility.

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u/nia939 Aug 12 '24

Oh yeah, as someone with small fiber neuropathy I am very careful with my feet! Hopefully Colin learned his lesson lmao, at least he was wearing shoes in this update.

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u/kindlefan12 Aug 13 '24

He’s going to need to update Punchable Face to include the 2024 Olympics

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u/DazedDreamer023 Aug 12 '24

This was a funny spot that he did, but in all seriousness, I was genuinely relieved to see that he is apparently okay. Even though I don’t know the man and will never meet the man, I’m a worrier, so it was a little concerning to me that he was reporting things going downhill, health-wise, over several days, and then radio silence.

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u/nia939 Aug 13 '24

Yeah I was genuinely a little concerned, especially after he gave an update, after his foot was already infected, still barefoot. Bro!!!

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u/Captain_Blackjack Aug 12 '24

Man literally got one of the cushiest jobs ever, made fun of the cushiness, and some how kept getting injured/infected

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u/theaggressivenapkin Aug 12 '24

The ocean is quite dirty

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u/bill4935 Aug 12 '24

Don't blame humans for that! We tried filling it with that face wash with exfoliating micro-beads.

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u/Bromato99 It's that thing where a midget... Aug 12 '24

If you like this you will LOVE the chapter of his book where he visits Google and... Holy shit. That's all I'll say. If nothing else that chapter of his book is sensational.

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u/_cassquatch Aug 13 '24

His book is a must-read. I listened to the audio book which was even better. That chapter had me howling, and I couldn’t stop listening to the chapter about his mom being a hero on 9/11

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u/nia939 Aug 13 '24

The audiobook is really fun. (And the 9/11 chapter is a tearjerker lol)

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u/akw314 Aug 12 '24

He's taken notes from Sarah Sherman and I like it!

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u/solipsism82 Aug 12 '24

Or any of the dozen comics whom they may have been influenced. Ie 1967-now

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u/akw314 Aug 12 '24

...cool

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u/Kartesia Aug 12 '24

Maaaan THIS is why he does update

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u/notobiasfunke Aug 12 '24

I don't think it was intentional, but his delivery really sounds like Dan Toomey from Good Work on Youtube.
FYR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmg3mLwHEBc

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u/coffeesippingbastard Aug 12 '24

Dan Toomey needs to be a Daily Show correspondent. His long form stuff is ripe for the daily show.

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u/Illustrious-Mind9435 Aug 12 '24

Thought the same thing!

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u/BIGD0G29585 Aug 12 '24

Does anyone remember when Bob Costas got a terrible case of pink eye covering the Olympics? Jost should have him on WU and they can compare notes.

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u/JoshDM Aug 12 '24

Oh, that Pope Francis, such concern.

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u/ggdisney Aug 12 '24

I'm staying at the Intercontinental in Malta this winter. I'll look to see if the Maltese people have erected a statue of beloved Colin Jost. RIP

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u/Jstraub18 Aug 12 '24

I just love him and he’s so freakin hot! ❤️

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u/Seeker80 Aug 12 '24

We need Colin to do more on-scene reporting. Especially during hurricane season. Watch out, Jim Cantore, there's a new Crown Price of Climate Catastrophe.

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u/Ikthala Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

*sighs deeply*

My dude. Corals are animals, and they don't like being stepped on. Many corals can deliver a venomous sting that can do anything from hurting a little bit to incapacitating you with temporary paralysis, blindness, and even death, especially if you already have an open wound for the toxin to exploit.

For example, I saw many people at my old fish store job be taken away in an ambulance because they ignored my warnings about Palytoxin. Please don't mess with soft corals; what they lack in a hard shell, they more than make up for in deadly poison production.

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u/nia939 Aug 13 '24

Yeah, he was actually pretty lucky. I have neuropathy and I was horrified by his foot hygiene 😭 Healthy people don’t know how good they have it and then they make it bad.

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u/Garyflamshells 27d ago

We have to use the feets to stand on. Just because there is new tech to aid walking, actual born with feet should not be underestimaed

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u/comdygas Aug 12 '24

That was phenomenal. That guy is hilarious

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u/all4africa27 Aug 12 '24

One of my favorite parts of the Olympics this year! Haha

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u/Steplgu Aug 14 '24

Since when does he sound like Kermit?

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u/LFGBatsh1tcr4zy Aug 20 '24

This feels like a Vanessa Bayer Jewish boy skit

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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 Aug 12 '24

15 year olds are weirdly competitive

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 Aug 12 '24

Now's the time for him to plug his stand up xd

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u/PandaPeacock Aug 12 '24

This feels like a Good Work segment with Dan Toomey 😂

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u/crazylikeajellyfish Aug 12 '24

His delivery here is really reminding me of Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty, not in a bad way. It's stilted in a way that he isn't on Weekend Update

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u/Tron_Livesx Aug 12 '24

This is what happens when you let him cook!

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u/FerdinandBowie Aug 13 '24

On a foreign island and no white guy corn rolls??

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u/iterationnull Aug 13 '24

What the fuck happened to his foot

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u/Declanmar Aug 13 '24

He cut it on some coral and it got infected.

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u/3and21chars456 Aug 13 '24

What the fuck

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u/LhamoRinpoche Aug 17 '24

This was my favorite thing about the Olympics. (I'm not that into sports)

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u/dwtougas Aug 13 '24

22 seconds. He's really funny for 22 seconds at a time.

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u/Squeebah Aug 12 '24

Who is this and why are we supposed to want an update on his foot?

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u/Tejanisima Aug 12 '24

Are you unaware you're on an SNL sub, viewing a video about a guy who's on SNL?

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u/nia939 Aug 12 '24

Yeah a “who?” comment just doesn’t land in this situation.

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u/Squeebah Aug 12 '24

Are you aware that most people on reddit just scroll r/all and don't go to individual subs?

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u/NSFWies Aug 12 '24

The guy from weekend update for the past 8 years or so.

But I agree, idk what the foot thing is about