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Donald Trump Rages at Taylor Swift After Singer Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘I Hate Taylor Swift!’ article

https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/donald-trump-i-hate-taylor-swift-truth-social-1236144531/
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u/SciPantheism 9d ago

A 78 year old man who a huge chunk of the country thinks is a good president....

Stolen, but so accurate:

Endorsements are for losers… unless it’s for me.

The polls are fake… unless I am ahead.

The election is rigged... unless I win.

The news is fake... unless it’s flattering.

Everything’s a hoax... unless I tweet it.

Nepotism is bad... unless it’s my family.

I’m rich... but you can’t see my taxes.

I’m smart... but you can’t see my grades.

I’m a patriot... but I dodged the draft.

I’m successful... but my businesses fail.

My staff is the best... until I fire them.

I’m innocent... but the prosecutors and courts are corrupt, unless they support me.

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u/tattoosandbows 9d ago

I created an AI of Taylor Swift saying she endorsed me…but she didn’t

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u/RSwordsman 9d ago edited 8d ago

Because they admire the fact that he's untouchable despite being entirely composed of sins and vices, and they just really, really, viscerally, generationally hate everything to the left of Reagan.

EDIT: And there's also my uncle who literally thinks he's a selfless, heroic patriot, but he's fucking insane.

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u/moveoutmicdrop 9d ago

He actually said to Kamala during the debate that you didn’t fire enough people in your administration …you needed to fire more people

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u/SciPantheism 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah that made me laugh. Which is it, you're terrible at picking your staff or you're a vindictive son of a bitch to anyone who offers anything less than complete fealty.

It can be, and probably is both. But it can't be neither.

Edit: typo

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u/RavenMad88 9d ago

Don't forget the tax returns that were never produced!

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u/GoldDeloreanDoors 9d ago

Shootings are just part of life… unless they happen to me.

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u/Simba122504 9d ago

And he surrounds himself with yes men only.

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u/CarlBurhusk88 9d ago

This all checks out.

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u/HonoredMule 9d ago

And the election is a dead heat. I never feel more gaslit than when people tell me America is a real place.

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u/CarlBurhusk88 9d ago

At this point, it's a fever dream. Can we wake up?

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u/paperwasp3 9d ago

Me too and I live here, ugh

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u/BlazikenBurns10000 9d ago

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