r/Music • u/Repulsive-Finger-954 • 7h ago

MDC Source Claims Diddy Isn’t Eating Over Fear He’ll Be Poisoned article

https://allhiphop.com/news/mdc-source-claims-diddy-isnt-eating-over-fear-hell-be-poisoned/
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u/Blackbyrn 6h ago

60% is his body weight is baby oil so he should be able to hold out for a while.

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u/ThunderBlunt777 6h ago

He’ll just set the sprinklers off and float his way out like a greasy turd

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u/PMzyox 6h ago

lmfao

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u/ScruffMacBuff 5h ago

Oil is very calorie dense.

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u/twotimefind 6h ago

Yeah, it's very rare you see a thousand bottles of baby oil in the same sentence as AK.

I read it wrong at first and thought it was 1,000 rounds of ammunition, but no ditties ditties, so it was baby oil.

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u/ginjasnap 1h ago

I think it was ghb infused baby oil. Why else would it be confiscated?

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u/KeshaKismet 18m ago

I'll never look at baby oil the same way again. This dude has messed it up for me

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u/Apprehensive-Catch31 7h ago

All I’m saying is I wouldn’t be surprised if something happened to him

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u/Any_Poet8316 5h ago

It’s weird how he’s on suicide watch, but doesn’t eat for fear of dying. Hmm.

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u/pumpkin3-14 4h ago

Just a way to get more eyes on you out of fear you’ll be killed.

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u/drfsupercenter 4h ago

Well, poisoning yourself in prison is next to impossible so if he did die that way it would very obviously not be suicide

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u/zigaliciousone 2h ago

It's not impossible, you just have to save A LOT of apple seeds

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u/Heysiwicki 2h ago

He's be poisoned and they would cover it up like Epstein. He had an allergic reaction to Tylenol!!

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u/jaumougaauco 3m ago

Allergic reaction to Tylenol? How, what happened, how did the reaction manifest?

2 gunshots to the back of the head. A truly rare allergic reaction.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 2h ago

Dudes a dead man walking anyway, I wish he would do the right thing for once in his miserable life and snitch.

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u/shakermaker_forever 1h ago

Yeah, there are many more A-listers involved I guess and if he starts to sing that could well mean the end of the road for them all.

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u/Ac997 1h ago

Man wouldn’t it be crazy if he did end up getting suicided? Having two cases where extremely wealthy famous people get caught doing disgusting things to kids & they both end up getting suicided?

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u/Far_Cartoonist_7482 5h ago

Imagine the paranoia of expecting someone to pull a you on you.

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u/SADDS_17 6h ago

That's a shame.

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u/JiveChicken00 6h ago

Is that a bug or a feature?

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u/ReallyBrainDead 2008 Yeezy Tix 4h ago

Breast milk... Cambodian breast milk....or nothing!

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u/PleasehelpCatalinaAZ 3h ago

Didn’t he tell that to Aubrey?

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u/Paralta 4h ago

Honestly, that's probably a legitmate concern.

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u/Time-Guava5256 6h ago

Least obvious bot account

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u/jigmest 4h ago

Cough..Epstein…cough

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u/Happyreader12 4h ago

Oh boo hoo.

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u/montanagrizfan 3h ago

He shouldn’t worry about the food. If he dies it going to be a suicide when the guards are on break and the cameras are broken.

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 50m ago

I was extremely confused why Millions Of Dead Cops gave a shit about that asshole's food intake, then I thought about it more...

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u/SnatchAddict 6h ago

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u/Fluid_Preparation_18 5h ago

Not really. If he’s afraid of getting Epsteined it means there’s powerful people involved in his crimes that are trying to keep him quiet and if he’s killed they will be successful.

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u/LegiticusCorndog 5h ago

He would have already asked for a deal.

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u/Important-Fig-2133 4h ago

All in good time :)

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u/supershinythings 3h ago

Mossad will make a deal with him in exchange for access to his party tapes. Perhaps Diddy partied with a few politicians.

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u/SnatchAddict 4h ago

Diddy ruined people's lives.

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u/SlimShadyM80 4h ago

So did his accomplices. I want them all to go down with Diddy. Not kill Diddy and the rest get away with it scott free

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u/fatapolloissexy 3h ago

Wow. Imagine not being able to eat for fear. Surely none of the people who needed IV bags after Diddys mass gangrapes know what that's like.

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u/BrunoBashYa 45m ago

Sounds like it could also be an attempt at controlling a situation in which he has no control

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u/Daefish 3h ago

Sam(wise) Bankman-Fried is now his taste tester

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u/Bubbly_Accident_2718 3h ago

Best punishment ever

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u/Heysiwicki 2h ago

If he wasn't guilty why should he be scared to be poisoned! Hmmmmmmm.

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u/face4theRodeo 2h ago

He and SBF are sharing a cell; to be a fly on that wall

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u/fudgemental 2m ago

What do these people get by holding off on snitching? Just fucking snitch and be done with, they got to Epstein before he could after months of uncertainty, all it takes is one A-Lister who gets antsy and starts paying off people to get rid of the rat.

Snitch, you're fucked, take a few rats along with you before you go.

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u/MicahBurke 2h ago

What does he know the Clintons!? /s

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne 1h ago

Die quickly or slowly. His choice.

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u/lickmyfupa 4h ago

Does he think this is the Middle Ages, and he is a disgraced king? I doubt anybody will poison him. I'm pretty sure they want to beat the shit out of him. Which is the least of what he deserves if the allegations against him are true.

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u/fractiouscatburglar 1h ago

It’s looking like Epstein level shit, I’m kinda expecting for him to get silenced any day now.

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u/lickmyfupa 1h ago

True and i wouldnt be surprised

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u/CaribbeanMango_ 2h ago

Gonna assume this is the withdrawal talking, dude is suddenly absenting from alcohol, drugs, sex and going from elite to felon after being "untouchable" for decades, i imagine he is still shocked he can't bribe himself out this time

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u/lickmyfupa 1h ago

Very true. Probly getting Epsteined soon, as others have said.

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u/CaribbeanMango_ 56m ago

Nah, protect that bitch at all cost, i want him to NAME AND SHAME EVERYONE who aid him, don't let this asshole off the hook so easily.

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u/lickmyfupa 53m ago

I agree completely. Although a lot of focus has been brought to his sexual orientation and others' supposed gayness, which does NOT matter whatsoever. All i care about is the crimes committed. Diddy and others being gay is not a crime.

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u/_Atone 4h ago

Putin sends his regards