It appears there was a spider egg in my computer, any advice?

[u/Duck_Shover]

[u/Cloud_N0ne]

Looks like your PC came with a dedicated staff of web designers.

[u/PhDNerd1980 → u/Cloud_N0ne]

[u/YetiCat28 → u/PhDNerd1980]

I didn’t know this existed but it’s perfect for SO many things lmao

[u/THEFIJIAN510 → u/PhDNerd1980]

Ugly Americans was peak Comedy Central

[u/Nokickfromchampagne → u/THEFIJIAN510]

I maintain that ugly Americans walked so that countless other shows could run. Shame it only got 2 seasons

[u/THEFIJIAN510 → u/Nokickfromchampagne]

It paved the way for other adult oriented animated shows. I remember playing the game they had on the Comedy Central website

[u/BigAlternative5 → u/Cloud_N0ne]

And they're all work-from-home!

[u/jlstern1025 → u/BigAlternative5]

Thank God! Finally a company that actually understands something. Hehe

[u/Wrybrarian → u/Cloud_N0ne]

Please accept my poor man's award: 🏆

[u/sparkle___motion → u/Wrybrarian]

& some additional free flair:

🕷🕷🕷🕸🖥🕸🕷🕷🕷

[u/kelpklepto → u/Cloud_N0ne]

And yet not a single debugger among them.

[u/thegreenmonkey69 → u/kelpklepto]

Most spiders are debuggers

[u/that_lexus → u/kelpklepto]

Is this the debugger?

[u/Babii2point0 → u/that_lexus]

Wrong tool

[u/Leo-MathGuy]

Try turning on android studio or Skyrim with 500 mods

[u/Global_Permission749 → u/Leo-MathGuy]

Wrap the computer in a space blanket and hope the components are more durable than the spiders.

[u/Fresh-broski → u/Global_Permission749]

Congrats, this is called a fever. You’ve reinvented the human immune system.

[u/voltagestoner → u/Fresh-broski]

I mean, yeah. The computer reinvented the human brain. Gloves reinvented human skin.

That’s basically all of what we do. Lol

[u/Aww_Tistic → u/voltagestoner]

dildo. There, I said it.

[u/ItsACommonProblem → u/Aww_Tistic]

Yes... yes you did.

[u/[deleted] → u/Fresh-broski]

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[u/squidcarvaroom → u/[deleted]]

This was highly interesting and terrifying

[u/ShadyPhysician → u/squidcarvaroom]

Youtube that shit, it gets even worse, it's a moving mass of bees surrounding the wasp

[u/TayAustin → u/Fresh-broski]

Reminds me of how Intentional Fever caused by Malaria was a way to treat Syphilis when we had a malaria treatment but no antibiotics for the STD.

[u/Duck_Shover → u/Leo-MathGuy]

Minecraft java with a render distance higher then 2

[u/Typical-Excuse-9734 → u/Duck_Shover]

Or any adobe app ever

[u/r4o2n0d6o9 → u/Typical-Excuse-9734]

Opening a small file in photoshop should do the trick

[u/LuxNocte → u/r4o2n0d6o9]

As if a small Photoshop file exists.

3px by 3px = 90MB

[u/hellboyzzzz → u/LuxNocte]

Working with photoshop ruined me because now 90MG doesn’t even sound like a lot.

Edit; meant mb but leaving bc it’s funny asf thanks for the hilarious replies lol

[u/DruidBtd → u/hellboyzzzz]

That’s a lot of megagrams. How is it so heavy?!

[u/WesternDramatic3038 → u/hellboyzzzz]

That's a lot of machine guns

[u/Manayerbb → u/hellboyzzzz]

Can I have some, I have a magnesium deficiency

[u/Axisnegative → u/hellboyzzzz]

I'm assuming you meant you needed 90mg of Adderall to even think about opening photoshop

[u/jewillett → u/hellboyzzzz]

Typo… suuuure 🤫

[u/Rangefilms → u/Typical-Excuse-9734]

Clicking on the object selection tool in Photoshop usually does the trick

...or just opening InDesign. Not even a file. Just booting it up.

[u/Professor_Voodoo → u/Rangefilms]

Or opening google chrome

[u/Interesting-Fan-2008 → u/Professor_Voodoo]

God, I had been way from my computer for about a year and I come back and google chrome just shit the bed in between those times. It always took too much ram, but now it was taking more and was constantly crashing.

[u/sevens7and7sevens → u/Interesting-Fan-2008]

The better to spy you with dear

[u/Paramount_Parks → u/Duck_Shover]

Shaders would microwave these spiders

[u/Herbisaur99 → u/Duck_Shover]

Launch star citizen ultra settings

[u/D0ctorGamer → u/Duck_Shover]

128 render distance + shaders

[u/ComradeToeKnee → u/Leo-MathGuy]

"500 mods" is considered huge for Skyrim?

nervously looks at my 1000 mods

[u/GucciGlocc → u/ComradeToeKnee]

Most of those are just HD nudity packs

[u/urlond]

You're a parent now. Time to take care of the kids.

[u/MortonsMagpie → u/urlond]

The spider distribution system has chosen.

[u/BiologicalPossum → u/MortonsMagpie]

A weird spider laying in a computer distributing eggs is no basis for a system of governance.

[u/malhotraspokane → u/BiologicalPossum]

Supreme computer power derives from a mandate from the processor, not from some farcical arachnid ceremony.

[u/Comprehensive_Cap290 → u/malhotraspokane]

I was going to link the suddenlymontypython sub, but apparently that’s a no-no.

[u/Long_Procedure3135 → u/MortonsMagpie]

I saved a dumbass wolf spider out of my pool that was floating on my chlorine thing and a bunch of his babies fell on me

So they’re probably all in my house now

[u/siqiniq → u/Long_Procedure3135]

Your chlorine made her eject her babies and they now depend on you. What’s the right thing to do now?

[u/Not_FinancialAdvice → u/siqiniq]

Go on Maury and confirm that you are not, in fact, the father?

[u/DatabaseThis9637 → u/Long_Procedure3135]

Hey, and they are not bad spiders to have around.

[u/Laz3r_C → u/DatabaseThis9637]

no but they get BIG

[u/DatabaseThis9637 → u/Laz3r_C]

Yes, they do. I postponed a shower when I met a wolf spider in the bathtub. So I get it...

[u/Pleasant-Contact-556 → u/DatabaseThis9637]

I went to open my blinds this morning and one of them classic giant house spiders fell on me. I damn near torch my fucking house afterward. Every goddamn surface gotta be spotless so I can stand and observe like im in some kind of spider panopticon

[u/fvrcifer → u/Pleasant-Contact-556]

Spider panopticon is one of the best concepts I've pictured in a while.

[u/Just-trying-2-exist → u/Laz3r_C]

My day was ruined the other day when a BIG ASS wolf spider B-lined towards me while I was on the porcelain throne. I didn’t have shoes on so I couldn’t even attempt to stomp. I just had to knees to chest it and pray it didn’t crawl up the side. Edit:a word

[u/theepotjje → u/Just-trying-2-exist]

Good thing is that you were in the right spot to shit from fear

[u/squidcarvaroom → u/theepotjje]

🤣 this has me laughing too much and too hard

[u/ReklesBoi → u/theepotjje]

Spider assisting in shitting, what a … guy/gal

[u/Zefyris → u/ReklesBoi]

"Hello landlord, I've heard you've got constipation problems lately"

[u/Spuzzle91 → u/MortonsMagpie]

This happened to me three times now this year. One was a mother cobweb spider that built a nest and had her kids in my mealworm farm tote and took my mealworm population from hundred to just 9. She was the roundest chunkiest spider I'd ever seen. Her and what kids I could catch got evicted into my garden. Next, I found a baby bronze jumping spider on an empty mentos gum jar I hadn't thrown away yet, and when I tried to shoo it away, it just went in the container and refused to leave. So he just kinda lives in there now out on the porch. And then last night I found a big tan jumping spider panicking in the bathroom sink. It crawled in but the porcelain was too smooth for it to get back out. So I decided he just volunteered to be part of a fruit fly trap in my reptile room and made him an enclosure that the flies can get into, but he can't get out of. So far that enclosure is littered with 10 dead fruit flies and he seems to not be opposed to his situation.

[u/smashedberry → u/Spuzzle91]

The description of finding a spider completely engorged in what was basically a giant bag of burgers for her is the funniest and cutest mental imagery I think I’ve ever had for a spider. Thank you for being so accommodating for them while giving each other the space you need!

[u/Vladishun → u/MortonsMagpie]

When Google's web crawlers take a personal interest in you.

[u/WallabyInTraining → u/urlond]

Or catch them in a tissue and dump them in the toilet like you do to your other kids.

[u/JohnGoodmansMistress → u/WallabyInTraining]

bruh 😭

[u/Reasonable-Solid-156 → u/WallabyInTraining]

Wow, an unsolicited sexual joke on Reddit that’s actually funny

[u/Flammable_Invicta → u/Reasonable-Solid-156]

Bro just called a joke ‘unsolicited’

[u/NoiseTubeTaco → u/WallabyInTraining]

When I was a kid I thought that's what 'dropping the kids off at the pool meant.'

[u/Perryn → u/urlond]

Start saving for college.

[u/Cool-Arachnid-4749 → u/urlond]

Came here to say this

[u/EvilMastermindOfDoom → u/Cool-Arachnid-4749]

Username checks out lol

[u/Barokespinoza23]

Forget paid internet. Those little guys will hook you up to the world wide web for free!

[u/butt_honcho → u/Barokespinoza23]

But they change your default search to MetaCrawler.

(I'm old.)

[u/Orzuth → u/butt_honcho]

What was It like living among the dinosaurs?

[u/insomniacpyro → u/Orzuth]

Back in my day ads were just jpegs...

[u/CoffeeGoblynn → u/insomniacpyro]

Do you remember the old gifs that had like 5 frames per second, super jittery, froze often, and were in 240p? I remember. xD

[u/Lazlo2323 → u/CoffeeGoblynn]

I remember waiting for pictures on websites to load a line at a time.

[u/ProtossLiving → u/Lazlo2323]

I remember waiting for text from BBSes to load a line at a time. I knew how to play my Barren Realm Elite without waiting for the game, so I would enter a dozen instructions and just wait for the screen to scroll by until it caught up.

[u/Lazlo2323 → u/ProtossLiving]

Ok you win, you MUDman.

[u/thetruckerdave → u/ProtossLiving]

BBSes! I played on one that was a text based horse game. We would compete with our fake horses and breed them. There’s a not insignificant intersection somewhere between nerds, horse girls, and spreadsheets.

I miss when mu*s were the thing to do. But also that could just be nostalgia. They also are partially responsible for my poor grades in high school and college lol

[u/insomniacpyro → u/CoffeeGoblynn]

Oh definitely. Same with doing the math in my head if I had time to download something before bed

[u/omgwtfsaucers → u/Barokespinoza23]

Nice!

[u/BeanCrusade]

Time to debug your computer.

[u/turtleship_2006 → u/BeanCrusade]

To be fair, his computer is probably completely bug free

[u/Duck_Shover → u/turtleship_2006]

I was wondering why my programming seemed so much better then before

[u/SAHMsays → u/Duck_Shover]

Run: fire.exe

[u/doringliloshinoi → u/SAHMsays]

./organ_harvest.py

[u/Living-Ad-8519 → u/SAHMsays]

Or run vacumcleaner.bat

[u/yrabl81 → u/Duck_Shover]

A better web connection?

[u/Pumpkinmeow → u/Duck_Shover]

Your computer appears to be capable of running multithreads

[u/IdentifiableBurden → u/Pumpkinmeow]

Looks like a hyperthreading situation to me.

[u/BeautifulSpell6209 → u/Duck_Shover]

That's cause you're using data from the web to learn better skills🤪

[u/Tis_But_A_Scratch- → u/Duck_Shover]

Flamethrower. Burn it all! 😱

[u/BGBobRob → u/Tis_But_A_Scratch-]

Fire up cyberpunk. RTX on. 4k ultra. Or call the helldivers.

[u/Rhodin265 → u/Tis_But_A_Scratch-]

Mine crypto and let the GPU do it.

[u/zelenakucaa → u/turtleship_2006]

We can thank the web developers for that.

[u/TidpaoTime → u/turtleship_2006]

Yes a few arachnids, but bugs? Unlikely

[u/Sluibeli → u/turtleship_2006]

[u/geraldine_ferrari → u/BeanCrusade]

they're looking for the www

[u/blending-tea → u/geraldine_ferrari]

junior web devs looking for jobs

[u/Benzodiazeparty → u/blending-tea]

🥇the best one

[u/octavioletdub → u/geraldine_ferrari]

Excellent

[u/Discogol → u/octavioletdub]

Eggcellent*

[u/LumenYeah → u/Discogol]

Computer on its last legs

[u/MisstressAmalina → u/LumenYeah]

*last eggs

[u/Practical_Catch_8085 → u/MisstressAmalina]

The motherboard has been a bit webby these days

[u/BalanceInEverything7 → u/BeanCrusade]

Spiders are the only web developers who enjoy finding bugs in their work.

[u/Webbadeth → u/BeanCrusade]

Spiders are natures debuggers

[u/Freudian-Sips → u/BeanCrusade]

Next generation web developers

[u/Conscious_Past_5760 → u/BeanCrusade]

The web’s gonna come in handy.

[u/Rabithunt → u/BeanCrusade]

This is actually where the term comes from. A moth got stuck in the Harvard computer in 1947

[u/TheLurkingMenace → u/Rabithunt]

Back when they use punchcards. IIRC the moth got squished on a card and the computer mistook it for a hole, which is how the code was corrupted.

[u/tractiontiresadvised → u/TheLurkingMenace]

The way I heard the story, no punch cards were involved -- the moth supposedly got stuck in an electromechanical relay (a physical switch) inside of the computer itself.

[u/BarneyLaurance → u/Rabithunt]

That did happen but it isn't where the term comes from. Grace Hopper noted the moth and was clearly making a reference to the existing term for a defect in a system, which was used by Edison a lot earlier.

[u/peter9477 → u/BarneyLaurance]

This. ^{^}

People seem to get thrown off by the phrase "first actual case of bug being found." Obviously that would never be written by the first person to use the term "bug".

https://imgur.com/gallery/first-computer-bug-9iJnfVI

[u/SeaworthlessSailor → u/BeanCrusade]

Looks like it’s debugging itself

[u/torklugnutz → u/BeanCrusade]

Disconnect from web first.

[u/sarduchi]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[u/[deleted] → u/sarduchi]

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[u/PCAJB → u/[deleted]]

And slap it a few times and curse at it

[u/Krepitis → u/sarduchi]

Or just set the bastards on fire...

[u/Technical_Semaphore → u/Krepitis]

"Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal.

[u/wildekat219 → u/Technical_Semaphore]

Fire exclamation mark, fire exclamation mark, fire exclamation mark

[u/Posit_IV → u/wildekat219]

Help me, exclamation mark.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best, Maurice Moss.

[u/Neither_Hope_1039 → u/Technical_Semaphore]

Just call the new emergency services. They have nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers, they're your emergency services. Just remember the new number:

0118999 88199 9119725 3

[u/harambekahle → u/Krepitis]

Like this?

[u/Fearless_Hedgehog491 → u/Krepitis]

Yep no other option but to burn the place down.

[u/Creative-Reading2476]

use vacum, but be delicate around the components. later throw out the vacuum bag so spiders wont crawl around your home

[u/StirlingS → u/Creative-Reading2476]

Not very much later though. 

[u/Worried-Photo4712 → u/StirlingS]

Yeah, no, take the bag out immediately, put it in a fire pit, and burn it. I would put a ring of insecticide around the pit in case any babies escape.

[u/Resident_Goat_Crow → u/Worried-Photo4712]

Honestly these kinda look like orb weaver babies which are the cutest spiders, well technically we all know jumping spiders are the cutest, but cat-faced orb weavers are lovely and they stay in place unlike wolf/grass spiders which travel.

[u/CanadianDinosaur → u/Resident_Goat_Crow]

Orb Weavers are our friends. Extremely docile and only care about catching bugs and making pretty webs. That said...... I do not want any of them taking up residence inside my house and especially inside my PC.

[u/Express_Invite_7149 → u/CanadianDinosaur]

I had a female orb weaver on my porch one summer. She built a beautiful web in the perfect spot, so that moths and such on their way to the porch light would be caught. I used to hand-feed her any of the moths that got through. I'd catch them by one wing so they'd flutter like mad and she could see them easily. She'd delicately reach out and take the moth in her forelegs, quickly wrap it, then save it for later. It was a beneficial relationship for us both.

[u/jackioff → u/Express_Invite_7149]

I can tell where I am in my cycle because I'm sitting here sobbing at how cute this is. God i love spiders, and the people who love them too 🥹

[u/CinnaSol → u/jackioff]

There are dozens of us!

[u/Express_Invite_7149 → u/jackioff]

She was a very good friend. :)

[u/SpareWire → u/CanadianDinosaur]

Orb Weavers are our friends.

Beekeeper here.

Fuck those bastards.

[u/Ok-Development4535 → u/SpareWire]

Once I read about how bees will get PTSD for at least a few days after an encounter with a spider hiding in a flower, even if they were unharmed, I couldn't forget about it. Poor sweet creatures 😭

[u/addage- → u/Ok-Development4535]

For what’s it’s worth I plant huge swaths of pollinator plants just for bees. Even if I like spiders as well.

[u/Ok-Development4535 → u/addage-]

I like spiders too, but the thought of a bee being scared to enter a flower because she fears a spider is an uncomfortable thought :(

[u/CanadianDinosaur → u/SpareWire]

Valid and fair.

[u/InevitableRhubarb232 → u/Resident_Goat_Crow]

I just had this conversation yesterday with my mom!!! I am HUGELY TERRIFIED of spiders but was saying how I was cool w the giant spiders in the Costa Rican rainforest just chilling in their web doin’ their thang and ignoring me. The fucking wolf spiders jump off door frames over your head, run across beds, climb up your leg. They’re horrible!!!! And brown recluses sneaking in wherever it’s warm. Fuck them. I never really minded (aka didn’t panic and almost die of hyperventilating) the banana spiders in their web in the bush.

[u/Patient-Wash3089 → u/InevitableRhubarb232]

I am the same way. Only it is black widows and brown recluses with me. I know wolf spiders are hairy so I can deal. But any black or brown shiny spider sends me into a panic - doesn’t matter how tiny. Two close encounters with CA widows.

[u/Ab47203 → u/Resident_Goat_Crow]

Funny thing is most north American wolf spiders are fairly docile

[u/PhluckFace → u/Creative-Reading2476]

I haven’t seen a vacuum with a vacuum bag in years, thanks for the resurfaced memory haha

[u/OGigachaod → u/PhluckFace]

Vacuums with bags are expensive.

[u/DodoJurajski → u/OGigachaod]

Not in Europe! Here those are the cheapest bullshit you can get! But also mediocre.

[u/An_Mangoloid → u/DodoJurajski]

Ahem, my Miele vacuum would like to disagree with you

[u/R34L_X → u/An_Mangoloid]

i've had the same miele vacuum for 12 years now and it still works great!

[u/Bigfoot_Guitars]

Name them before they get too old

[u/Rand0m011 → u/Bigfoot_Guitars]

“It's been eleven days”

[u/AwakenedSol → u/Bigfoot_Guitars]

It’s important to bond with them early.

[u/Potential-Respond403]

Time to find a new house with all new everything

[u/Coco_40 → u/Potential-Respond403]

And fire. Highly recommend fire.

[u/Computerlady77 → u/Coco_40]

[u/Narrow_Ad_1494 → u/Computerlady77]

Man I miss ugly Americans

[u/flatspotting → u/Narrow_Ad_1494]

There's so few people that seem to even know that show exists.

[u/jkdess]

peppermint oil

[u/askingforafriend-1 → u/jkdess]

I have heard that mint plants help keep spiders away. This is the first helpful suggestion I've seen 😅

[u/jkdess → u/askingforafriend-1]

yeah, peppermint oil, cinnamon, and usually citrus is good for anything bug wise. And I decided to be helpful because I saw that literally nobody else was.

[u/Foreign_Sky_5441 → u/jkdess]

Won't the peppermint oil just cause them to scatter around the house? I am aware that most baby spiders die within a few days but I still don't think I could mentally handle knowing that they are running around

Edit: If another person tells me that its actually good to have spiders in my house, I am going to lose it.

[u/jkdess → u/Foreign_Sky_5441]

I guess it depends. That could happen. I usually make a spray concoction and I spray it throughout my house. Input cotton balls filled with oil and specific spots where I am the most.

[u/Bushdr78]

Make them little swords and sheilds then crown yourself king of spiders and lead them into battle.

[u/Ki_Shadow_]

They will move on their own

[u/baconwrappedpikachu → u/Ki_Shadow_]

This is correct. Most of them will die/disappear, and if they don’t, that is because they are finding and eating other bugs in your house.

[u/Background_Demand589 → u/baconwrappedpikachu]

Can daddy long legs spiders eat roaches? I found two rather small roaches right before leaving today.. I'm moving In 20 days~ should I be worried to bring a roach with me to my new place what do I do help

[u/darevoyance → u/Background_Demand589]

People usually are referring to cellar spiders (Pholcidae) or harvestmen (Opiliones, which are actually arachnids more closely related to scorpions than spiders) when they talk about daddy longlegs. Cellar spiders can catch prey larger than themselves, so they could absolutely target some smaller roaches. But harvestmen are the clean-up crew scavengers of arachnids—they essentially just eat shit, dead insects, and plants.

Both are long-legged but pretty easy to tell apart because spiders' bodies have two segments where harvestmen only have one. So if you have cellar spiders setting up webs in the corners of your home, chances are they'll end up taking out a few roaches for you. Although they're more likely to catch flying prey like mosquitoes.

[u/lizardtrench → u/Ki_Shadow_]

This. Or take your computer outside and brush them off into a bush or something, give the cute 'n horrifying little buggers a better shot at surviving.

[u/YetiSquish]

Now your chance to become a super hero

[u/Newhollow → u/YetiSquish]

They on reddit. Villian.

[u/darklordunicorn]

raise them as your own

[u/Main_Week_2588]

They just want to browse the web dude.

[u/Duck_Shover]

Update: There doesn't seem to be anything on the inside, but now I'm paranoid that at any moment I'll find another batch of them somewhere... Guess this was only "mildly" infuriating, for the moment at least (please god keep it that way)

[u/YetiSquish]

Lure them out with a plate of spider-chow

[u/GintokiMidoriya]

[u/Gogglesed]

Peppermint oil, cedar, or citrus left inside. Maybe leave an alternate spider home next to it. You want them to leave, not die on your motherboard or in your fans.

[u/IGotDeaded]

Run cyberpunk with raytracing overdrive preset. Or minecraft with 32 render distance. Either should do

[u/Pyschopanda619 → u/IGotDeaded]

cyberpunk with ray tracing overdrive would just burn down the entire house tho

[u/everydayasl]

I heard BestBuy is having Fall Sale. Spider-free.

[u/Thi31]

Fire. It's the only way.

Sorry for your loss.

[u/TheBlackCarlo → u/Thi31]

Dear Sir stroke Madam.

Fire, exclamation mark.

Fire, exclamation mark.

Help me, exclamation mark.

123 Carrendon Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best, Maurice Moss.

[u/Minnepeg → u/TheBlackCarlo]

[u/Good_NewsEveryone → u/Thi31]

Open 50 chrome tabs and smoke the fuckers out

[u/Mountain_Strategy342]

Leave them. They will wander off in a few weeks. Won't hurt you in the meantime.

[u/JohnnyDaMitch → u/Mountain_Strategy342]

This post reminds me of when I used to manage all the tech for a summer camp way out in the woods of Wisconsin. I had one computer that was often a home for spiders. It was actually a pretty important part of the network infrastructure. I ignored it, and it was fine. I liked to think of them as my little assistants!

[u/lminer123 → u/JohnnyDaMitch]

An important part of the network AND the ecosystem. We should all be so lucky to build such a harmonious system lol

[u/Siowyn → u/Mountain_Strategy342]

I second this, provided they are not the wrong kind of spider.

[u/Titaniumeme]

It is generally very difficult to raise spiderlings. They will require large amounts of insects and spider milk as their food sources considering the number of them. Make sure to take each of them to the local vet for a checkup. Good luck.

[u/bulamae]

Those are orb weaver spiders. Use a soft paint brush to remove them into a jar and relocate outside. They are friends. Beautiful and beneficial species.

[u/i_am_not_so_unique → u/bulamae]

Thank you for sharing useful information and not just a joke.

[u/New_Function_6407]

What would you do without your web consultants?

[u/i_do_it_all]

vaccum?

[u/Fredrickstein → u/i_do_it_all]

Nah vacuums actually create significant chance for electrostatic discharge. Bag computer into any cloth bag, carry outside, unbag, go to town with the air compressor. Disassemble the entire tower to ensure there's no more hiding in crevasses. Real pita.

[u/i_do_it_all → u/Fredrickstein]

Excellent idea! I need to buy a air compressor. Lol

[u/MainSorc50]

that's cute keep them :>

[u/MorrighanAnCailleach → u/MainSorc50]

Yeah, but it'd be a bitch coming up with names for all of them. They're only a problem if they compromise the components, anyway.

[u/Comprehensive_Bike22]

Your computer more like their computer ahahhahahaha

[u/Junot_Nevone]

Nuke it from orbit

[u/Main-Satisfaction503 → u/Junot_Nevone]

It’s the only way to be sure.